Something happened that has never in my conscious memory happened before. Civilians will have no idea why this is important, but I know some of you do.
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This afternoon, I bought a package of six Belgian chocolates. (With a roll and a juice, lunch of champions.) Anyway, I opened them up, savored four of them, and then I decided I wasn't hungry anymore, and I put the lid on the box and put them in my desk and didn't think about them again until just now. And get this, I don't even want to eat the other two right now. It's so odd I don't know whether to call the doctor or the authorities.
