No one consulted me

It's November. No one asked me if they could speed up the calendar, people. The weather and my own internal reckoning figure it can't actually be later than August.
But, this happened yesterday.





Surely I wouldn't have done that to my kid if it hadn't been Halloween, right? (Of course not. I would have dyed his hair with Koolaid instead of that cheap spray on stuff.)

54 days, people.